Sitting, Waiting, Wishing: Someone calculated the... →
becauseshesthunderstorms: edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood:…
finally got my stereo hooked back up in my room
blasting dat ish
religionisbullshit: i was getting ready to basturmate but my dad came home with pizza
Lori Grimes: Woman of the Year
Lori: whew thanks for saving us Shane lol can I pay you in sex
Lori: oh hey Rick is back what's up hubby.
Lori: omg Shane gtfo I hate you don't come near my family
Lori: Shane what are you doing you can't abandon us and crush my son
Lori: Shane fuck off this baby is Rick's
Lori: Rick you asshole I can't believe you killed Shane don't touch me I hate you
lifeisavapour: I think Tom Hanks is my favorite actor.
I feel a mighty scholarly fart brewing
Home from my first year at college.
back to that kroger grind niqqa
sitting in the dorm watching the lightning outside