August 2010
“The Bible – A fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to...”
– Anonymous
FTW... kinda
I just finished my english reading essay. I pounded it out in about an hour. It makes me feel fairly awesome.
The only thing bringing me down from this accomplishment is the fact that I still have to write an essay for AP Gov about the state elections, finish about 25 pages of pre-calc work, and finish a log of the oil spill and write 5 news article summaries with analyzing stuff for AP...
Please, ask me something intelligent.
http://ithyphallophobicdan.tumblr.com/ask
Bill Gates is the man
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this.
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to...
I just
got back from cross country camp. That shit was so damn fun.
LMFAO
Seriously
just quit it.
Dan "The Bloodhound" Striks
This is my new nickname. It came about as the result of an extensive facebook fight I joined in on someone’s status. I’d go into detail about this fight but I’m too lazy. Basically, I owned the shit out of the people arguing AND got a badass nickname.
I was reading the Bible today and found out Jesus...
letthewindtakeme:
-wearehumans:
deleteandrepeat:
(via sirjoshizzle)
LMAOOO.
hahahahahaha
lol
my eyes feel like they’re melting.
weird?
GET ELEVATED.
if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
coprastasophobicarab:
srsly how the fuck am i going to make lemonade without ice, sugar, and cup for fuck sakes. how is i gon stir that shit? fuck you life, you cruel bitch.
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Anonymous asked: Just curious. Why are such a babe?
LOLOLOLOL SAY SOMETHING
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“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I...”
– – Mark Twain
“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.”
Anonymous asked: I don't think you would in a heartbeat, sweetheart.
Anonymous asked: So let's just say I'm not the prettiest girl, but I have a high self-esteem, I find good grammar attractive, I'm not full of myself but I don't bring myself down, I love having late night conversations that are meaningful, and I don't believe in a God.. Would you hop on this?
