Peace be da journey!
#6 Dear Stranger
If you’re a lady, get at me. If you’re a dude, let’s become brothers.
July 2010
#5 Dear Dreams
I’m not sure if this means my actual sleeping dreams or my dreams in life so I’ll do both
To my sleeping dreams: what the hell? Why do I always have insane dreams? And why do I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, unintentionally slam my head on the wall, then instantly fall back asleep? Not cool dude.
To my life dreams: we’ve got a lot of work to do. I’d like to sum up everything in a quote from Aragorn from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: “Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!” Aragorn doesn’t fuck around when it comes to getting down to business.
#4 Dear Brother and Sister
You’re annoying, lame, and always in my way. But it’s okay cause I love you even if you suck sometimes. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
#3 Dear Parents
I don’t think it’s necessary to go into fine detail about this one. I love my parents more than they could ever know. They’ve raised me right and I know that they’re confident that I will succeed in life.
Warped Tour, TOMORROW.
FUCK YEAH.
#2 Dear Crush
To be quite honest, I don’t know who you are right now.
#1 Dear Best Friend,
Tyler fucking Watts. We met in the second grade and have been best friends ever since. I’ve probably spent more time hanging out with you than anybody else. I could easily write a book about the funny shit we say/do together. I don’t really even need to write you a letter since I see you pretty much everyday. In fact, we’re chillin’ tonight. Anyways, thanks for being the best damn friend a kid could ask for.
Much love brotha
I'll give this a shot.
Letter 1 — Your Best Friend
Letter 2 — Your Crush
Letter 3 — Your parents
Letter 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Letter 5 — Your dreams
Letter 6 — A stranger
Letter 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Letter 8 — Your favorite internet friend
Letter 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Letter 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
Letter 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to
Letter 12 — The person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain
Letter 13 — Someone you wish could forgive you
Letter 14 — Someone you’ve drifted away from
Letter 15 — The person you miss the most
Letter 16 — Someone that’s not in your state/country
Letter 17 — Someone from your childhood
Letter 18 — The person that you wish you could be
Letter 19 — Someone that pesters your mind—good or bad
Letter 20 — The one that broke your heart the hardest
Letter 21 — Someone you judged by their first impression
Letter 22 — Someone you want to give a second chance to
Letter 23 — The last person you kissed
Letter 24 — The person that gave you your favorite memory
Letter 25 — The person you know that is going through the worst of times
Letter 26 — The last person you made a pinky promise to
Letter 27 — The friendliest person you knew for only one day
Letter 28 — Someone that changed your life
Letter 29 — The person that you want tell everything to, but too afraid to
Letter 30 — Your reflection in the mirror
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus:
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can’t lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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New Idea :D
I’m going to start analyzing songs. I’ll post the song lyrics, then put a page break and then write about it. They’ll pretty much be all death metal songs because I feel like nobody really understands the music. I’ll show everybody that it does have a meaning and a purpose other than just pissed off noise. So get ready, followers. This will be awesome.
"Devolver" by Whitechapel
Fricken twitter...
has taken over my life.
Dear Dan.
WHY in the WORLD do you think that YOU and DANNY could ever make a a FORT like US?! yeah, you can't :P... and then creepin' on my house is weird too.. :P
Our fort could literally take a shit on yours. End of discussion.
L0L Y R U S0 B0$$ ???12!!
IDK MAYBEH BCUZ IM 2 KEWL 4 SKEWL.
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Real original, tumblrbot. My planet is an infested, dying rock. Personally, I’d like to visit another galaxy.
LOL, let's have some fun with this.
Dear annoying freshmen guys and girls in a relationship,
Honestly, I really love reading about how much you love eachother in every single facebook status. I don’t know how I’d survive through the day without seeing one of these statuses. It seriously warms my heart to know that at 14 years old, you have experienced true love. There’s definitely no chance that you will break up in a few weeks and go on a depressing rampage of status updates. But, if that is the case, I’m absolutely positive that I will enjoy reading those statuses too.
Much love,
Dan
