Blueberry and Wonder Haze
I wish it was socially acceptable to be naked in...
God isn’t compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal...– ‘Brave New World’ Written by Aldous Huxley (via widespreadpanic)
Shadai,: Foreign accent syndrome is a rare medical... →
danielleshadai: Foreign accent syndrome is a rare medical condition involving speech production that usually occurs as a side effect of severe brain injury, such as a stroke or head trauma, Two cases have been reported of individuals with the condition as a development problem and one asso.iated with… My girlfriend has this, no joke. Claire, if you’re reading this, BE PROUD OF...
SUPER SAIYAN MUTHAFUCKA!
How the hell can Goku stand there creating the...
totally watching Dragon Ball Z Kai right now.
Goku is about to go apeshit on Frieza….. Frieza is such a little bitch.
Gotta have respect for people who
actually continue their education after high school. A year of college is way more valuable than a year spent trying to get famous. Even a few years of working to save up money for college is more valuable than not doing anything.
bring on the lawlz, plox. →
To add to the last post:
It’s even more annoying when those people joining tumblr are underclassmen whores.
More people from my school are making tumblr...
Tumblr is slowly becoming just as annoying as facebook/twitter.
Anonymous asked: I masturbate to your face almost every night, sometimes I even go as far as to touch myself in the shower, and pretend it's you. Don't be shy, come play with me. ;D
b0neyards: weallcraveattention: fnmattsweeney: blacksandybeaches: livefastbleedslow: hxcliferuiner: herzlosermac: (c) TMZ MILEY CYRUS SMOKING SALVIA. hahahahahah. light weight. LOL. HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE. /DEAD WHAT THE FUCKKKK?! ha, i thought she was disney’s princess… oh I wonder if she’s with Michael Phelps…
Reblog if you want an anon's honest opinion about...
You are a worthless slave born in the land of the free Bestowed at birth, a false sense of liberty The ignorance of humanity fuels their power The cunning of the elite manipulate the weak You’re nothing but a slave Protecting us while slowly causing misery Rewarding us by taking more away Our own creation has put a monopoly on existence We the People are fucking slaves You own nothing You...
Got called outta school cause I feel like crap.
this is possibly a good thing because I need to catch up on a lot of schoolwork. But first, I’m writing lyrics ‘n bullshit. I really only write when I’m in one of those moods where I hate everything LOL. Since this is tumblr, I’ll post one I just wrote so I can feel accomplished.
Poker night with the bros later
Just like your savior, your world is condemned.
and I need to wake up in a few hours to go to CMU for a scholarship competition. I’m so fucking stoked to go to there next year.
That damn ham...
A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher. The butcher asks if she’d like to try some damn ham. The preacher’s wife is shocked. The butcher explains that “Dam Ham” is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo. That night, the preacher asks, “What’s for dinner?” His wife says she bought some damn ham from the...
If you won't take your cart back to the cart...
How does your god explain this? →