Death metal makes defecating that much better.
I’ve gotta work 6-10 tonight. I’m missing the last team dinner and the first playoff football game…. balls.
Kroger, Costomer 1st!
October 2010
Must exit tumblr.
Must engage in sleep mode.
I've been working at Kroger for about a month now,
and I’ve worked my max for cart pushing up to 12 carts. For some strange reason I feel like a complete badass. Imma shoot for 16 carts before the snow comes down.
My life is so rediculously exciting.
why are you dating that frotch? you should have stayed with that asian girl.
I never dated that asian girl. I’m dating that frotch because she’s everything I could ever ask for in a girlfriend, and if you have a problem with it then go fuck yourself.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
To see the expression on its face )
muahahaha
<333333333 SO GOOD.
Do it or I'll tear your arm off...
Hey,
I know this really is none of my business and has no correlation to my life at all, but I absolutely dispise when people post things on facebook about how insane their weekend was. All it does is prove how trashy someone actually is. You and your friends may think it’s completely badass because you don’t know anything that happened because you were so fuuuuuucked up, but honestly it’s pathetic. There’s nothing wrong with getting wild on the weekends. Just keep the stupid stuff off the internet.
Goodbye.
I can't believe i'm even doing this. Your the only person I would do it for....
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
words can’t even begin to describe how much I love you.
